Taken? Not I.
I'm on the defense.
I'm preparing for war.
It all started two weeks ago when Mr. creepazoid in a black leather jacket decided to stake out at my apartment door and then chase me to my neighbor's house once I figured out that he wasn't exactly selling Girl Scout cookies. My three hundred pound, refrigerator shaped, friendly neighbor walked me home, I locked the door behind me, and I called Blair crying. And that's when we started preparing for war.
Step 1 - Blair buys Ashley mace.
Step 2 - Ashley buys a gym pass to learn how to kick some trash.
(Not really essential to the war. I'm using this experience as leverage to get that gym pass I've wanted...hard to understand this kind of trickery? Use the recent stimulus bill as an analogy.)
Step 3 - Blair and Ashley go shopping for a firearm.
Step 4 - Blair and Ashley go see the movie Taken.
Has anyone else seen this movie? Sheesh - as if my paranoia wasn't already at an all-time high, this movie scared the bajeezers out of me! We had to come home and watch Bambi just to be able to sleep! I actually liked the movie, but be forewarned that it's not exactly "lovely or of good report". It does, however, teach you all sorts of practical every-day things like how to protect a celebrity pop star, how you can find your missing daughter in Europe, and how you can prevent being Taken.
I'm preparing for war.
It all started two weeks ago when Mr. creepazoid in a black leather jacket decided to stake out at my apartment door and then chase me to my neighbor's house once I figured out that he wasn't exactly selling Girl Scout cookies. My three hundred pound, refrigerator shaped, friendly neighbor walked me home, I locked the door behind me, and I called Blair crying. And that's when we started preparing for war.
Step 1 - Blair buys Ashley mace.
Step 2 - Ashley buys a gym pass to learn how to kick some trash.
(Not really essential to the war. I'm using this experience as leverage to get that gym pass I've wanted...hard to understand this kind of trickery? Use the recent stimulus bill as an analogy.)
Step 3 - Blair and Ashley go shopping for a firearm.
Step 4 - Blair and Ashley go see the movie Taken.
Has anyone else seen this movie? Sheesh - as if my paranoia wasn't already at an all-time high, this movie scared the bajeezers out of me! We had to come home and watch Bambi just to be able to sleep! I actually liked the movie, but be forewarned that it's not exactly "lovely or of good report". It does, however, teach you all sorts of practical every-day things like how to protect a celebrity pop star, how you can find your missing daughter in Europe, and how you can prevent being Taken.
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Go buy some mace - everyone!
I hope you're ok. Just FYI, if you didn't already know, it's a good idea to keep your keys in between your fingers to jab someone in the face or the eye just in case someone tries to attack while you're walking to or from your car.
Also, what are you doing to make sure he doesn't come back? I'm worried about you!
I hate that kind of reality check.