Besides Being Born
I just heard someone say
"Besides being born, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"
I can't stop laughing! Why would you feel the need to say, 'besides being born' ?
I'm going to start prefacing my sentences with that:
"Besides being born, this is the grossest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the hardest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the tightest spot I've ever been in."
Let's hear your ideas. Fill in the blank. Most clever entry receives my eternal admiration.
Besides being born, _____________________________.
"Besides being born, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"
I can't stop laughing! Why would you feel the need to say, 'besides being born' ?
I'm going to start prefacing my sentences with that:
"Besides being born, this is the grossest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the hardest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the tightest spot I've ever been in."
Let's hear your ideas. Fill in the blank. Most clever entry receives my eternal admiration.
Besides being born, _____________________________.
Comments
Besides being born, Gustavo's western stories are the funniest I've ever heard.
Besides being born, I've never seen someone receive so much attention as Willis did from Bé in Porto.
Okay so those didn't really work. But you'll laugh at this: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzy028.html
you're hilarious.
i'll try to think of better ones.
but right now my mind is consumed with the disgustingness of warm dog poop intentionally touching my running shoes. sick.
... this is the most blood i've ever had on my head.
... this is the coldest, i've ever been.
... this is grossest thing that's been in my mouth.