Besides Being Born

I just heard someone say

"Besides being born, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"


I can't stop laughing! Why would you feel the need to say, 'besides being born' ?

I'm going to start prefacing my sentences with that:

"Besides being born, this is the grossest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the hardest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Besides being born, this is the tightest spot I've ever been in."

Let's hear your ideas. Fill in the blank. Most clever entry receives my eternal admiration.

Besides being born, _____________________________.

Comments

Blair said…
Besides being born, this is the worst headache I've ever had.
Brittney said…
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I can't even come up with something. Nothing will compare to "this is the tightest spot I have ever been in." Wow. Really, I love this!
Kalli said…
Besides being born, this is the WORST time I ever had naked.
Rachel said…
Mine are all gross Ash. I have a dirty mind. I will spare you.
Blair said…
I've never felt so awkward..... besides my birth, of course.
Willis Family said…
Tyler says, "Uncle Blair looks weird kissing." hahaha
Besides being born, visiting Nuno in Porto is the stuffiest place I've been.

Besides being born, Gustavo's western stories are the funniest I've ever heard.

Besides being born, I've never seen someone receive so much attention as Willis did from Bé in Porto.

Okay so those didn't really work. But you'll laugh at this: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/fuzzy028.html
Marce said…
besides being born, kicking warm dog poop with my OCD clean running shoes is the nastiest thing i've ever done.

you're hilarious.

i'll try to think of better ones.
but right now my mind is consumed with the disgustingness of warm dog poop intentionally touching my running shoes. sick.
Brett said…
... this is the hardest my mother has ever pushed me into something.

... this is the most blood i've ever had on my head.

... this is the coldest, i've ever been.

... this is grossest thing that's been in my mouth.
Clayton Austin said…
"Besides being born, this is the first time I have been naked in public without being arrested.."
Anonymous said…
Again a fair post. Because of your friend

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