The Boof
I seriously don't understand the obsession over Robert Pattinson.
I call him Boof Hair.
Sparkly Skin.
Nauseated Face.
I don't understand it.
And yet my mother sits here as I type, girlishly thumbing through a Twilight magazine she bought. For herself! The kind of magazine that has four poster-size images that you can cut out, paste on your wall, and drool over while you brush your hair in the morning.
This isn't a joke.
It's tragic really.
For those of you who sympathize with my utter confusion over the pandemic obsession with The Boof, please enjoy the following video...
I call him Boof Hair.
Sparkly Skin.
Nauseated Face.
I don't understand it.
And yet my mother sits here as I type, girlishly thumbing through a Twilight magazine she bought. For herself! The kind of magazine that has four poster-size images that you can cut out, paste on your wall, and drool over while you brush your hair in the morning.
This isn't a joke.
It's tragic really.
For those of you who sympathize with my utter confusion over the pandemic obsession with The Boof, please enjoy the following video...
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Oh Jimmy, how I wish you weren't on at 11:30 because I'd probably watch you more...
Have you moved yet?
Belle was cute
Edward didn't catch my attention either way. a little creepy.
Only read the first 50 pages of the book and put it down.
Fell asleep during the movie.
I DO NOT understand the hype. AT ALL.
I have NEVER understood the Robert Patterson hype. I think he's hideous. I find Harry Potter more attractive, even with those goofy glasses.
How refreshing. I honestly thought I was the only one.