Mid-Life Crisis

Some people go through mid-life crises for an extended period of time.

My father, for example, has been suffering from a mid-life crisis for the past thirty years. When Blair called me a few days ago to say that my parents weren't at home and there was a new motorcycle in my parent's garage, I knew that one of two things had happened. Either my mom divorced my dad for making such a purchase, or the crisis bug had spread to my mom and they were both out getting matching tattoos at the local parlor. So far I haven't seen any divorce papers. I'm assuming that the tattoos are somewhere. I simply am not willing to investigate where they might be. I'm guessing my mom's tattoo says 'Live Long And Prosper' and my dad's is a picture of a guy mowing his lawn with socks and Tevas on. Such weirdos.

I know you're not surprised that such weirdos gave birth to the likes of me.

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Today we're making fun of our elders only.

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