Ten Updates

Here we go. 

1. Today I ate lunch with three of my best friends and then went shopping.  I may or may not have played hookie from work. 

2. We're house sitting for my boss for the next three weeks while he gets married in India. 

3. The boss failed to mention that his dog is not yet house trained. 

4. I'm considering strangling the dog. 

5.  I've decided to strangle my boss when he gets back. 

6. Does the fact that I abhor cleaning up dog poop make me unqualified to have a baby?

7. Don't take this as a hint that I'm pregnant.  Womb = Temporarily Vacant.  

8.  We're 90% sure that we're moving here for the next two years for medical school. 

9. If for some reason GW decides to accept us, we'll be moving here.  Not there exactly, but in the general vicinity.  I don't want to train the Obama's dog too. 

10. I just finished devouring the most deliciously juicy pear this side of the equator. 

I lead a fascinating, newsworthy life.

I know. 

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